New Year's Resolutions

I hereby resolve that with the New York Giants out of the playoffs, I will root for the Jets and any team that plays the Cowboys.  I will not criticize the Yankees if they don't clinch a playoff spot before the All Star break.  I will vote against any politician who initiates negative campaigning.  I will read any book written exclusively by James Patterson, Tom Clancy, but not those that have a co-author, with the exceptions of W.E.B. Griffin and Dick Francis who are setting their sons up to take over the family business, I only wish Louis L'Amour and Robert Heinlein had done the same.  I will start using my Sony Reader.  I will continue to love my wife and I will continue to watch How I Met Your Mother, but they need to give us some hints or they're going to lose me.